Found in the subject line of a bank-scam e-mail supposedly from the Republic of Togo, West Africa. One of its definitions might be "a military posture with the eyes front, arms at the side and the body erect and shaking with a barely controlled hostility".
A combination of "theoretically" and "realistically", this word came from someone trying to pepper their language with multi-syllable words when, in context, they meant neither "theoretically" nor "realistically". It is used when two, potentially mutually exclusive concepts both seem appropriate to the speaker. Proper usage: "That's exactly what I"m trying to say, theoristically speaking." Contributed by: Andrew Lee